Elite Mexicans Tee
The few Mexicans that: Live in the suburbs, Have various houses (huge "haciendas"in Mexico); 5 is considered the minimum and 12 rooms is mediocre, drive SUV's while wearing $600 shades, Lacoste is considered an every day rag; abercrombie is your sleep wear; Armani is just another brand like Payless, raised speaking spanish but also speak either french or german, partying for them is nothing compared to any means of average partying...spending 1$1,000 at a club is considered an appetizer,parents always lie about their taxes because they have multi-million dollar bank vaults stashed in Mexico under each one of their childrens names, wealth is never an issue and showing it off is never done intentionally...but people always know they're rich becuase of their "connections" or the way they might refer to an extravangant shopping spree at a designer shop as "normal", yet these few, rich mexicans are not your typical hamptons/beverly hills "look at me I'm rich" people...instead they are very casual, outgoing, relaxed, amiable, and chill, yet if crossed by a rich white person trying to show off their clothes or lifestyle, you'll be sure to see the REAL Mexican side of them as they make that person cry and almost fall into self loathing, these mexicans might be nice...but if you push the right buttons they can bight back, be RICH BITCHES, show off every single designer brand on them in your face, Cuss you out like there is no tomorrow, and have NO sympathy for anyone as long as they're happy; and their "happy" is not neccesisarily YOUR happy. Bottom line, they are out there, those rich bitches, and no they aren't working at McDonalds, but instead they are jumping on cruises to the Bahamas, jetsetting to Europe, Droping $$$ like there is no tomorrow, and living the life of a Fabulous Nantucket family...all while being MEXICAN. SO beware next time you might see a Mexican cause they can be wearing close to $900 worth and own million dollar houses all while just looking like an everyday casual person...unless you see them at a bar, club, party, or shopping than then you WILL be sure that they can do whatever they want as long as money can buy it and even then if they can't buy it be sure that they will pull out their cell phones and manage to call one of their "connections" and have the vendor fired.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.