elite Tee

- noun "al-eat" – Is a term used to describe a person who thinks they are too good for everyone else or thinks of themselves as being “badd”. An “elite” will tend to congregate in group or collective of fellow “elites”, as such, when there is more than one elite, they are referred to as being "elites", in this situation they will tend to converge in various locations and social gatherings where they will all "hang out" together. An “elite” person may once have been cool (as in alright), however will only communicate with a “non-elite” in one of three circumstances. Firstly if they want something, whereby they will initiate contact, mostly likely by a random as txt or email, however if the this is unsuccessful, then a more direct mode of communication will be sought after, such a phone call or direct person-to-person conversation. Secondly if they have got nobody to hang out with in some social setting, in this case the “non-elite” will be so shocked that an “elite” is talking to them that they will need to take a moment and react along the lines of the following “fucken this guy” or “ohhh shieeet” or “sorry now wanna talk cause you got no friends” Thirdly if they have had some sort of confrontation or falling out with other fellow “elites” resulting in them being outcast from a their collective of “elites”, ultimately however in this case this out casted “elite” will have a short lived relationship with a “non-elite”, as they will eventually either find a new collective of “elites” to join or they will go running back to their original collective of “elites”. The primary problem with the “elites” is that they try to put “non-elites” down, by judging them negatively; this is done through a variety of modes and mediums. The fact of the matter is that the “non-elites” are better in every way; this is why the “non-elites” believe that the “elites” should just shut the fuck up. Quoting a philosopher Maari Mukh, the “elites” THINK they are badd, emphasis on the word “THINK”, “non-elites” ARE badd, emphasis on the word “ARE”. There is also debate about whether an “elite” can convert to a “non-elite”, however this has not been observed or witnessed in real life studies, as in most cases an “elite” will eventually revert back to thinking they are the man