Eliso Tee
Eliso is a charismatic, manipulative and selfish person. They collect self-destructive addictions like Pokemons and, most definitely, will pretend to be in love with you if it seems like the love you give them is fading away (it was, in fact, fading away, and it was, in fact, their fault). They're the kind of person to stick in your mind. You never really know what to think of them. They are mostly morally grey (but a deep, dark grey, if not sometimes black). They care more about having a good image to disgustingly toxic and morally questionnable people who "used to be their friends, so it's fine, sh!ts they did were awhile ago" than about their partner and other friends, who genuinely cared for them (no wonder why they all leave). From afar, they're kind of a NPC : same toxic circle of - way - older friends who "are so cool" if you listen to Eliso, same clothes (popular teenage boy wannabe), same way of living through everything with no upgrade whatsoever, all year long, for years. You either like them, or hate them - you can go from liking to hating them, but not the other way around because once you see the piece of sh!t they are, you really start choosing peace for yourself and begin moving on and away from them. Please, don't be an Eliso.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means