Elisa Tee
Someone who knows how to be there when you need them, even if they don't know what you need. The embodiment of special. If sexiness and adorable had a love child you have Elisa. Elisa is someone who has been hurt so, so many times, but still lives. Someone who has been wronged and yet still chooses kindness. Doesn't have too many friends but loves the ones she has with every part of it. She cares which can come out as territorial and aggression but it's because she cares. Willing to give you another chance even if you don't deserve it. She's the muse and subject of at least 120 poems, 15 letters, and 2 songs. When you're with her she'll put the sunset amd stars to shame, when you're with her you forget about time and it's just you and her. She'll show you her Spotify if she likes or trust you. If you love an Elisa you WILL worry about her 24/7 because you know how absolutely precious and special she is. She's someone worth asking out 5 times and simping over for 13 months. She's worth waiting for, and more than worth fighting for. . She's the cross of a perpendicular line, stopping your loneliness for a lifetime. She'll be the most amazing mother, the best of wives, and the best of women. You'll become better because if it isn't her, you don't want it. She cries and it's because she doesn't know what else to do. Her weird adorable little laugh and giggle changes any rainy day into a core memory. Te amo mi conjita bonita. Por siempre esta esperando, mi querida
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂