Elijah Tee
Elijah's are sweet people but THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR WHO I LOVE SOSO MUCH is sweeter than all of them combined. He always knows how to make you feel loved and worthy and he always knows how to cheer you up or make you laugh when you're feeling low. Whenever you are in doubt, he will always be there to reassure you on things. He is a very caring and lovable person and which you will find his company to be rather comforting. He makes you feel safe. E may seem intimidating at first but when you grow close to him, you will see the true side of him show who is SO ADORABLE AND SO PRECIOUS. YOU'D JUST WANT TO SQUISH HIS PRETTY FACE AND GIVE HIM MANY SMOOCHIES. Elijah is smart but dumb and is a nerd at games like cards or science games which i find rather cute. Eli gives me the butterflies effortlessly and i feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I'm talking with him. I will treat Eli with full respect and cherish him 'til death parts us. He deserves everything. He's MY everything. <3 (He even owns cute cats BUT JUST A CAUTION HE WILL TEMPORARILY STEAL CATS THAT SHOW UP AT HIS DOOR/WINDOW but don't worry he treats them well and lets them out eventually heh <:D)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.