Elijah Tee
Elijah is the type of person who makes a great friend, but not a great lover. He's spunky and crazy and has a kind of insane personality. He's the life of the party because he does stupid shit all the time and tries to make people laugh. He's got a pretty dark yet hilarious sense of humor, and often makes Hitler jokes. He thinks he's really ugly, but his friends don't agree. He falls in love too easily and often finds himself in a circle of people from which he must choose, but he never chooses because he doesn't want to hurt anyones feelings. He has a small, platonic group of friends that mostly consists of girls (whoever is in his platonic circle of friendship has probably been a love interest of his at some point). He can be quite annoying and even nosy at times, but he always regrets it afterward. He hates to hurt people's feelings and really wants the best for his friends. He tries to avoid conflict as much as possible, but his viewpoint on the world is just so different that dissagreements pop up all the time. He tries his best to make his friends laugh, but secretly has his own insecurities about incompetence. He absolutely loathes being bound by rules and regulations, and will almost always complain about it. He can also be a bit narcissistic as well, but just as always, he hates it when he is. He is musically and artistically talented, but also feels bad about it. He is extremely awkward, and he hates that, too.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.