Elias Tee
Elias is a poor mortal being that thinks, he is not. Often very fit, plays alot of different sports, but like to sit on the toilet for a long while. He acts wise, to hide the vacuum thats in his hear. But Elias is a very gentle and caring guy. He is more of a mans-man then a womens-man, but loves his Milk more then anyone else. Elias has two sides. One side, where he is kind and helpfull and the other side, where he is mean. When he gets made fun of he likes to go into the offensive-deffense where he makes the other guy feel bad for making a joke. This he does very often, even if the other guy didnt inted to hurt him or even make fun of him. Elias often has goods friends, who care for him and lile him. In most cases, they know eachother for a long time and play alot of games together. But otherwise, Elias is a very quiet and socialy akward person, who lets his attraktivness do the job. If your a Elias and your reading this. I want to tell you that you can be proud of who you are. Your friends love you for who you are! Your family does to! Congrats.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.