Elaan Tee
Elaan is one of a kind. Elaan is insightful, extremely intelligent, caring, tenacious, and an innovator. Elaan's caring heart may make you think that his empathy is endless, but beware, Elaan will not be taken advantage of. Elaan is a magnet of positive ions and energy that spreads to everyone who will acknowledge this fact. He has amazing dreams and goals that he will surely succeed at and excel. Elaan's realism and matter-of-fact attitude may give you the idea that he isn't emotional, although he's a realist, he is capable of extremely deep and profound emotions and is fully secure in his masculinity, so he isn't afraid to show it. Elaan's creativity will blow your face off if you ever witness it. Elaan's smile will melt even the coldest of hearts, so bright and full of hope and joy. Elaan's eyes will show you what it's like to gaze into a sea that is the brightest of greens and the deepest of blues at the same time. Beware- Don't gaze too long, otherwise, you may find that you have stripped your clothes off and are standing there naked in the hopes of being ravished by Elaan. He's a sexy beast. You will know when you meet Elaan because you'll know you just met an amazing person.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating