Egan Junior High Tee
Ardis G. Egan Junior High School is a some rich-ass middle school for seventh and eighth graders in Los Altos, California, a rich-ass little town. It is part of the Los Altos School District. Most of Egan's five hundred students live in Los Altos and Los Altos Hills, and are pretty much all asian and white, with a couple blacks and mexicans. Egan is named for Ardis G. Egan, some dude who apparently founded the Los Altos School District. Egan's staff consists of a socially awkward 7th grade history teacher, a homosexual 7th grade science teacher, a kickass 7th grade math teacher who was in the army, an awkward 8th grade history teacher code named LORD HAGGIN who is often confused with the other Egan students as she looks like a 14 year old, an environmentally smug 8th grade science teacher, an 8th grade science teacher who is a flat out flaming douchebag, an 8th grade algebra teacher who will go apeshit over the smallest things, and a lesbian 7th grade PE teacher. This Junior High is as diverse as it gets.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition