ebay Tee
An online auction venue site where 1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car 2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves. 3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage. 4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer. 5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas. 6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture 7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it. 8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results. 9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want. 10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account 11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife. 12) which money never returns.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition