Eat Out Tee
Start off by taking the girl to a bed. Take all her clothes off and with your hands and tongue touch/lick every inch of her body except her pussy. Now start kissing her mouth while holding her waist. Slide your mouth down to her breasts your hands to her ass. Now separate her legs. Do NOT touch her pussy at all yet. Trace the inside of her thighs with your tongue or fingertips. She is probably wanting you to start and is begging you. Now place both hands on her boobies. You don't need your hands right now. Separate her pussy lips with your tongue and place your mouth over the opening to her cunt and kiss her like you would on her mouth. Now gently press your tongue down into her cunt. Pull your tongue out and lick around but not on her clit. Slide your hands from her boobs down to her pussy. Be prepared to keep her legs in place. Quickly stick your tongue inside her pussy hole and out. Now do this again but this time very slowly and deeper. She might move her legs and start to scream so keep her legs in place. Wiggle your tongue in there for a bit and take it out. She will be gasping for breath right now so do this one last time but quicker and less deep. Now make your mouth into the shape of an "O" overtop of her clit and suck on it while rubbing her nipples and tits. Now slide your tongue from the back of pussy to the front of it and travel to her boobs. This tells her that you are done. If this is your first time with your girl you should do this cuz
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!