Easton Tee
A small town (population wise) in Fairfield County, also known as the Gold Coast, in southern Connecticut. It is true that this is one of the whitest places on earth, and drugs and alcohol practically throw themselves at you. Kids get $50,000 + cars for their first cars (trust me, I live there and did get one) and kids in middle school have cell phones, even some kids in elementary school. You know all of your neighbors, and it is a 90% chance that at least one of your friends lives within a short walk, short enough to go over and drink on a school night and not get caught. The police are a joke, and in order to get arrested you may have to put up a sign on your lawn and wear a shirt that says "Search me and/or my house, I have drugs in there." If there is a teenager in the house, you can find lots of alcohol, weed and other hard drugs. We eastonites have a habit of drinking at an early age, so by the time we get to highschool, most college kids don't have a chance in a drinking game.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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