Eartquake Tee
The eartquakes are shakes in the litosphere The bigger part of eartquakes is caused by sismic movements in the litosphere, a very thin part of the Earth. The litosphere is divided by the tetonic plates. Those tetonic plates can contain oceans or earth. One of the sismic movements is the subduction. It happens when a tetonic plate that contains water and one whit earth confrontate, the one whit water goes below the one whit earth. When two oceanic tetonic plates or two continental encounter, they can do two things: they can bend or if they don't resist, they can break. Also, when two tetonic plates are too lazy to do these things, they pass by, Say hello to each other and rub themselves because they're stupid. The tetonic plates move because of the conviction, a spinning movement that happens in the atenosphere, and the magma does it to put the cold material down and the hot one up. But some eartquakes are caused because of the volcans, if that's the case, ur fucked up. (*Sigh*, yeah, yeah, I'll explain it, don't worry). When the conviction is too strong that breaks the litosphere, ir exites because its freedom and pushes the magma so strong that the magma desides to change its name to lava. But the lava colds when it gets out, and transforms to rock, also it's so generous that it compesates the poor volcan, making it bigger. But the eartquakes also can be summoned when some asshole detonates a big-as-heck explosion.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means