Dylan Tee
Dylan is the most perfect man to ever exist. he’s so funny and his laugh is contagious i love absolutely everything about him, He never fails to make me smile in the worst moments he’s so sweet and respectful. i love his perfect hair and beautiful blue eyes that everytime i see i can just imagine our future where i wake up and i see those perfect eyes every day while he’s telling me goodmorning while getting ready for the day cause one thing about Dylan is he is a morning person he loves the mornings which is the complete opposite of me but sense i’ve been dating Dylan i’ve enjoyed getting up because i get to be reminded that i have my favorite person to talk to all day long. Dylan is my absolute favorite person and everyone knows it there is never a conversation that i’m in that i don’t bring dylan up i love being able to tell everyone how well he treats me. personally me and Dylan are the opposite i hate the outdoors and sports and dylan loves them he loves being outside and experiencing all that life has to offer but i like staying inside and just day dreaming about him. i feel so lucky to have my own Dylan that is so dearly in love with me even though i will always say i love him more cause there’s nothing to not love abt him he brings joy and happiness into my life every single day i’m so delighted to be able to call him mine and can’t wait to see what our future will be like together one thing i know will never change is my love for him i’ll never stop loving Dylan.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating