Dwahliday Tee
The time of year when we celebrate Dwah Day! The month of May! The true, non-commercial version of June, a.k.a "Pride Month" The Chad version of Pride Month that I invented! The Rules of the Dwahlidays: 1. Don't think or talk about the holiday itself, just act really festive and excited about it! 2. Forget that Christmas ever existed. 3. Every time you see a fire hydrant, KARATE KICK IT!!! 4. Every time you think about the holiday without expressing it, punish yourself by either singing The Song or drawing those two bad guys from the Unikitty show. No reason... We don't talk about that =) 5. Every time you see a bottle of school glue, put it on your hands and peel it off. 6. If you don't follow all these rules, you'll fall into a pit into T-Mobile. The only way you can escape is if you sing 1 of 13 songs written in an unintelligible font, or if you buy a 1000$ cell phone. If not, then you'll get devoured by the cashier. 7. Respect everyone in the LGBTQ+ community. This holiday revolves around rule-following and self-expression! 8. The last and MOST IMPORTANT rule! DO NOT QUESTION THE RULES OF THE HOLIDAY! It's supposed to be stupid and nonsense. It's like Christmas but instead of Santa bringing you presents if you're good, it's about following rules no matter how dumb they sound!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!