dunmore Tee
A small town in northeastern PA that borders Scranton. Dunmore is nicer than Scranton, but that is not saying much. It is relatively safe and nothing exciting ever happens here except for the occasional "I saw the Virgin Mary in a pizza box" hoopla which gets all the old birds fired up. Young bucks are faced with the depressing fact that there is very little opportunity and diversity in this area. However, most things here are relatively inexpensive. There are some good places to eat and lots of bars and churches. Drinking is a sport for most of the citizens of Dunmore, who like to get fired up on cheap Lite-Beer and act ridiculous. Most of the people in this area are of Irish or Italian descent, and the overall lack of intelligence among the population leads some people to believe that there has been inbreeding to some degree. What you will find in Dunmore: bad attitudes, cheap beer, stale cigarettes, brats, gossipy old ladies, unbelievably moronic human males, unqualified public school teachers, rampant religious zealots, a place where everybody knows your name, unpaved roads, several cemeteries, (cold) pizza, (bad) wings, (good) hoagies, a huge fucking tank situated on a main street as some sort of a nod to the military, and hundreds of mutants, wanderers, and freaks.
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Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!