DSD Tee
A notorious gang roaming the streets of Wisconsin. Officially known as the Douglas Street Duo. An official warning was released in the Summer of 2011. It stated: The United States Threat level has officially just been updated from Class Five Cluster Fuck to Threat Level Douglas! The following is a public broadcast aimed to let the American public know how to react. Warning-Threat Level Douglas: Take shelter immediately and lock up your daughters and girlfriends. Cods Johnson and the Majestic Pumpernickle are on the loose. If you are a hot woman travel with at least two ugly women as to draw away their attention. If you should find yourself face to face with the Douglas Street Duo DO NOT make eye contact, one look into their sexual tiger gaze and you will be making hashbrowns and bringing them ice water until they get bored and move on to their next victims. If you have any information as to the whereabouts of the Douglas Street Duo DO NOT call anyone because that will just piss them off and nobody wants that!
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating