douchey bro guy Tee
A person who: - is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both. - calls everyone bro or bra - wears flip flops and surf shorts EVERYWHERE. May or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap. - is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white - listens to Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews. If over 30, listens to Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawumba and Blues Traveler. - gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone's yard. - isn't necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. Similar to a Romanticist. - is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. Not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. Isn't football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity. - is a metrosexual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper. - appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn't seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money. - wears puka shells. Is partially into most Eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls. - drives just over the speed limit. Isn't in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he's going. - plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds. - not a geek or nerd but might have a skill - is emotionally careless and completely unreliable. - might have a pet but someone else takes care of it. - does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends - eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of. - does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape. - has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition