douchebag Tee
The first wife of a wealthy man over the age of 45 who is ugly no matter how much plastic surgery she has. A douchebag play acts that she is a good woman when in fact she is jealous, petty, miserable, lazy and ignorant. Her rich husband takes her to many charity events in order to placate her need to appear happily married. While he is at the events he checks out attractive women and does this undetected by the investigative reporter type wife. When the douchebag meets other women who are intelligent and or beautiful she finds fault with them in order to make herself appear better in the eyes of her husband. Her husband doesn't care because he cheats on her regardless of what she says or does. The douchebag is a warden. If the douchebag could put an electronic ankle bracelet on her husband to keep him under surveillance she would do so. A typical celebration for a douchebag who hits the age 50 milestone is to visit a resort with her douchebag friends which the rich husband pays for. The douchebag is so delusional she thinks she is enacting a scene in "Sex in the City". The failed seductress douchebag becomes emotionally depressed and deflated the moment 20 year old Russian models walk in with men her husband's age thereby reminding her that her husband is cheating on her
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.