Douche Bag Tee
A self-absorbed person who could care less about anyone else. Many people have at least one friend who fits this description. Someone you can never count on but expects you to be there when needed. Douche bags tend to have girlfriends that cheat on them. If you ever decide to grill by the pool, he's the guy that shows up with a single unseasoned steak and half a bag of chips. He then proceeds to eat all of your food and drink your beer. If you're having a party, he's the guy that shows up with a 6-pack and proceeds to drink everyones alcohol. If one of your close friends has an attractive girlfriend, he's the guy that sends her creepy texts and tries to get her alone without your friend knowing. Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating