Dolt 45 Tee
Dolt 45 — A.KA. The Orange Man and The Failed Twice Impeached former President of the United States. Because he is “the malt liquor of presidents”, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive. The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%. Colt 45’s iconic slogan is: “Works Every Time”. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this: Racism: works every time. Antisemitism: works every time. Jingoism: works every time. Sexism: works every time. Etc. His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to “cut these drinkers off” who — presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂