Dogfish Tee
This is the definition of a collective group of people intertwined by having a relationship with a specific man. no one else knows they are a part of this dating polygamy act. He is a mix of a catfish and a straight up sociopath dog and hooks multiple women in his game. He lives a life of lies making these women all think they are number 1. He tags fb posts of one girl but then untags and deactivates accounts so others can't see. He will provide flowers, for some, but not all, hold doors and buy Mac computers for some but not all. He will tell you he has proposed to past girls but then they cheated. He will use his kids and multiple jobs as an excuse for why you never see him. You will never go to his place even after a year. You will never meet his mom, family, friends and kids even though he says they want to meet you. He will make up she's just a friend story to his other girls: For example telling one girl that he went to college with another girl and was in a tight group with her and 2 gay guys it wasn't true. He will lie at all costs to keep his school of fish! Please Beware of the dogfish!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating