Dog Pound Tee
1. An unruly group of individuals (guys) who collaboratively form a brotherhood through much disruptive behavior, manly adventures and hang outs, and getting laid far to rarely. Members of the group will often bark like dogs and scare of females unintentionally and intimidate other guys that fit the "Chad" stereotype. This group does not usually concern themselves with complying with the latest fashions or rules. In fact, this behavior is encouraged. The diet of these individuals consists of large amounts of fast food, meat, microwaveable items, and cheap alcohol. Despite their unhealthy choices, they maintain higher than average muscle mass though lifting heavy logs, kegs, and snowmobiles; along with the frequent wrestling matches with other members and participation in mountain sports. The occasional fist fights and engaging in sexual intercourse with overweight mountain sluts are other sources of these members' great power. 2. An area that is occupied by the previously described members. This place is quite uncleanly and polluted with smells of garbage, farts, bad breath, and smoke. This atmosphere deters unwanted house guests and is pleasing to their associates. This area may move or have satellite locations such as a rugged cabin in the woods.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating