Djent Tee
"Djent" Is that sound you typically hear shortly after a 15 year old purchases his first 8 string guitar or after a 30 year old (who still lives at home) purchases his 12th 8 or 9 string guitar. These individuals require more expensive extended range guitars because they produce music which is far more complex and demanding than your average guitarist. DJENT guitarists, or 'DJENTLEmen' are often misunderstood and criticized for not being able to play normal songs on normal guitars. This is due to the fact that whenever they try to play a 6 string guitar, they would often end up running out of strings. The truth is, normal 6 string guitars were just not built well enough to handle the extreme talent and complex creative genius of a true DJENT player. The more expensive the guitar and the more strings it has, the better it will be at DJENTing. DJENTers are the only guitarists capable of composing a piece of music containing only 1 to 3 different notes, or writing songs in a 1:3 / 1:4 note/string ratio meaning 1 note per 3 or 4 strings. Some of the more complex DJENT compositions have been reported of having up to 7 or even 9 notes. DJENT is not for everyone, as some people's minds are just not advanced enough to comprehend the complex genius required to produce the perfect DJENT. It is a highly specialized technical procedure most cannot fathom and is often out of the comfort zone and achievable skill level for the average musician.
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Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition