Dixie Queen Tee
A variant on Southern Belles. Where Southern Belles wear pearls and sundresses, watch Steel Magnolias and Gone with the Wind, and spend their time either at the Country Club or the kitchen, Dixie Queens know the words to every Lynyrd Skynyrd song, the name of the third-string quarterback to your state's college football team (and why he's third-string/should be first-string), and how to fry chicken. Dixie Queens are the girls that wear blue jeans and shoot bourbon. They'll unashamedly bum a cigarette when they're drinking, and they've been "huntin'" with their daddy more times than you would believe. They may not be the classiest girl, and they may have a tatoo on their lower back from spring break in Panama City, but that's because they're the girl that has no problem standing on the bar during her favorite song. They ain't Southern Belles, they're their cousin who gets invited to the wedding and then sweeps through town like a hurricane, possibly stealing the groom in the process.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.