Dirty Nate Tee
Term used to describe an individual that enjoys violent anal penetration by a large pack of feral dogs, who then follows the canine train-bang by shitting the doggy semen into a bucket, drinking it, and promptly throwing it back up. He then bathes in the foul concoction in a public gas station Men's restroom with a toilet seat affixed above his head. He then spends the day receiving Taco Bell laden bowel loads upon his face from the great trucker workforce of America, all the while proclaiming, "Make America Great Again!" and slamming a replica Trump dick dildo resembling a melted Cheeto into his asshole while fireworks rage above his head. At the end of the day, this individual makes love to his girlfriend without showering the foul remnants of the day's accomplishments off while shoving a corn-studded turd that landed onto his face earlier in the day into his asshole while singing the national anthem.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum