Dirty Khiami Tee
The Dirty Khiami is an intricate sex move only allowed to be performed annually. Starting from 4/20 at 4:20pm, this ritual can be done for the next 10 minutes. First, you must superglue yourself to the back of the car, bare ass naked. Everyone will be in shock and open their mouth in awe, this will only happen if you do it properly, If you get public nudity charges then you must go and do the ritual of the cummenwealth to cleanse yourself and re-do the ritual. The cummenweath consists of being baptised in semen whist reading the bible and being shouted at by Snow Brown and the 7 dirty pakis. Once the penis is fit inside of the mouth, you will instantly contract HIV. The only way to prevent death is to do this ritual every year. When you reach a suitable location, a wise old man will meet you and warn you about the seven sexy sins. He will escort you to a warehouse, in this warehouse you will meet a woman bounded by handcuffs on a roof and they will be hanging off in a diamond shape. This next step can only be performed by a Khiami or Leach. You must now get crucified and ejaculate through the woman’s legs into her mouth, giving her the HIV you contracted earlier. If you land the shot the audience will give you a standing ovation and the woman will spit it out of her mouth into her bellybutton. If you fail to complete the ritual in the given 10 minutes, you will be castrates as this is the punishment. This is classed as a war crime.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.