Dirty Khiami Mug
The Dirty Khiami is an intricate sex move only allowed to be performed annually. Starting from 4/20 at 4:20pm, this ritual can be done for the next 10 minutes. First, you must superglue yourself to the back of the car, bare ass naked. Everyone will be in shock and open their mouth in awe, this will only happen if you do it properly, If you get public nudity charges then you must go and do the ritual of the cummenwealth to cleanse yourself and re-do the ritual. The cummenweath consists of being baptised in semen whist reading the bible and being shouted at by Snow Brown and the 7 dirty pakis. Once the penis is fit inside of the mouth, you will instantly contract HIV. The only way to prevent death is to do this ritual every year. When you reach a suitable location, a wise old man will meet you and warn you about the seven sexy sins. He will escort you to a warehouse, in this warehouse you will meet a woman bounded by handcuffs on a roof and they will be hanging off in a diamond shape. This next step can only be performed by a Khiami or Leach. You must now get crucified and ejaculate through the woman’s legs into her mouth, giving her the HIV you contracted earlier. If you land the shot the audience will give you a standing ovation and the woman will spit it out of her mouth into her bellybutton. If you fail to complete the ritual in the given 10 minutes, you will be castrates as this is the punishment. This is classed as a war crime.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
My Aiden mug is awesome
This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊
I want to buy all the random word mugs in the world from you all 🙏🏻
Perfect way to start my day!
Ok it’s a mug drink from it act edgy with it who cares
This was a gift for my wife. She loves it.
The custom word and design came out perfectly, and my girlfriend absolutely adored the mug; I'll absolutely consider more custom-printed cups for birthdays and other occasions in the future.
Purchased this custom mug for my teenager, and they love it! The first comment was that the coffee stayed hot longer. Solid mug and the custom text isn't wearing ff after so many uses. Will definitely buy again.
The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.
I had been looking for the translation from a Tik Tok video and found it on Urban Dictionary. I was surprised to find a coffee mug available so I ordered one. My order was processed very quickly. My mug arrived promptly and in perfect condition. Many Thanks
This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.
I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!
exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny
Used it for a family inside joke, very funny
Great mug! Customizing was great!
why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.