DIMITRI Tee
Who you might ask, is Dimitri ??? Well let me tell u With his God-like stature,& eyes you could get lost in 4 days(because believe me I have)He is without a doubt, the perfect gentleman.He may have high standards, those of which he will not be shy to define..But if he knows where your loyalties lie..u never know he might let that slide.He might as well be a God.(Rumor has it that he is Greek,what coincidence)Cause everyone worships the ground he walks upon..As soon as he enters a room,instantaneously, the energy changes, and&you will feel drawn towards him..(or be staring at him with your mouth wide open)But gaining his attention is not that easy.. 4 those elite few who have,trust me, we earned it.But never get on his bad side. Just like any God on Mount Olympus, he doesn't get mad often, but when he does, LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE!! & really all he'd have 2 do is just blink an eye..& he would say.."Hey everyone, tell this mortal 2 kiss his ass Goodbye"..(lol)Never tell him a lie..& as long as u r always on his side, &u r without a doubt his ride or die..u will vow 2 honor & defend him without a second thought in your mind..Then perhaps u will be privileged enough 2 c his hidden side, the Honest, Caring, Sweet, Kind-Hearted, Extremely Intelligent, A Little Wierd..(but aren't we all, I think he likes that) Loving, & Compassionate Man.So Ladies & guys that think that they r Gentlemen..(u know who u r. anyone who's not Dimitri,lol)Thats who I believe Dimitri is...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!