Dice Tee
a nickname given to an irrefutable worthless piece of shit. Characteristics of this piece of shit includes huge teeth, dad sells gloves for a living,sucking a lot of cock, countless evictions,killing his mom to continue sexual relations with his dad, crying like a baby due to no friends,countless lonely nights due to people not wanting to call him, losing one ski, wasting money on Simpsons, apologizing when he gets dominated, thinks he can play tennis even though he sucks at sports, drives a piece of shit Thunderbird,afraid of movies like Saw II, gets Minnesota Cannonballed and New Jersey Nasal Sprayed by his dad. Others include assuming the position and getting repeatedly pounded in the ass by his dad and being extremely jealous and saying se dino for no reason, kicking people in the shins because he is too big of a pussy to hit someone when he can see the attack coming becausw he has no fighting skills. Also, he is the lowest possible level in society being the dirtiest of dirt, no one can ever be as low as this piece of shit is.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.