Devante Tee
Devante is a tall full melanin skin black guy who stands for the hood, dies for the hood, battle Pokémon masters for the hood. His mom makes the best macaroni with collard greens. Devante makes it a priority to always smell good and no one can out do his drip. He has a long thick dick. His pimp hand is way too strong. One time he was walking his dog when he met two girls at the beach. Lourdes and Michelle who are two slim Latinas with perky breasts. They were at the beach in their two piece bikini and pierced belly buttons. Devante did the unimaginable, after he let them pet his dog he rubbed sunscreen on their back and later begin to rub their buttocks which caused a sex arousal in the two females which caused them to untie their tops for Devante as he wrapped his strong arms around their waists. Another story was when an old racist named Jerry to get high with Devante which made him not racists after that. Devante charisma is unmatchable. Classmates said that he broke the school record of bringing the freshest sneakers. When he goes to the gym everyone stops to see him perform the art of his sets. It must be a privilege to share the gym with this man.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means