DBFS Tee
Close to the Super Bowl in late January/early February is the time of year when the Delusional Browns Fan Syndrome starts....an annually occuring disease characterized by intense euphoric hope completely unfounded in reality, logic, or past experience. It gets worse until the NFL Draft in the spring, usually plateaus over the summer months, then hits its peak in August when "Undefeated Preseason Championships" are won. This is usually when talks of "Division Titles" and "Playoffs" become numerous. The symptoms then typically go away after another month, when logic and reality have returned after actually seeing the team perform against top level NFL talent. Then, typically depression sets in beginning in October when any chance at a respectable season, let alone playoffs, is completely gone. There can be residual symptoms during the NFL playoffs if a new regime is hired, in which case the disease process is typically more intense the following year. Sadly, there is no cure or known treatment for this largely inhereted and regional illness. Side effects include: drinking heavily, swearing, crying, family feuds, the Monday Blues, obsession with college quarterbacks, general attitude of cynicism and hatred for all things black and yellow.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means