Dave Tee
The coolest sweetest most intelligent and honest guy youll ever meet. knows about everything. will do anything for you. never hates or holds grudges. A guy who wants nothing more than to be happy by making those around him happy. One hell of a cook. The perfect guy, everything every woman says she wants in a man. But you will never date him, you always will find some reason or excuse why you can't, and never tell him the truth about why. No woman is allowed to be with or tell him why she can't be with him. The guy who has always been there for you when you needed him, who continually loves you and would do anything for you despite being used and abused time and again. The guy you want but whenever you let it show you have to pretend it didnt happen and accuse him of being crazy or not knowing what was going on when you asked him to sleep with you or told him how much you loved him and you were meant to be with him. He's always depressed and busy as hell, but when you need something hes there like state farm.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating