Dark Samus Tee
Dark Samus is the evil counterpart of Samus Aran from the Gamecube game Metroid Prime 2 Echoes. After defeating the Metroid Prime in the first Metroid Prime game, the Metroid Prime absorbs your phazon suit and then explodes; from the remnants of the it's body, the Metroid Prime is reborn in the form of Dark Samus. Samus first meets Dark Samus on a planet called Aether. Aether is a planet in the Dasha region that has been hit by a meteor that devastates the planet and dimensionally splits it into two, Light Aether and Dark Aether. I believe Dark Samus was able to reach Aether by traveling on or in the meteor that hit Aether, just as the Metroid Prime did in the first game. Dark Samus has a bitter hatred for Samus the second she lays eyes on her, and they become mortal enemies throughout the game. Dark Samus craves Phazon energy so she can regenerate to her full power again and will destroy anything that stands in her way. Dark Samus uses Phazon based weaponry and can split and reassemble her body short of complete atomic disruption, making it nearly impossible to kill her.
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Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum