Dark Eldar Tee
Dark Eldar are a Xenos race in the Warhammer 40k universe, this race of Xenos are Eldar who are so fucked up not even those who are into the BDSM fetish would wish to partake. Some of these Xenos are anywhere between 10,000 to 35,000 years old and even some of them were still alive before they accidentally birthed a new Chaos god by the name of Slaanesh by their blood orgies and depravity that is beyond all description, logic, reasoning or understanding. These Xenos live on Commorragh, which is essentially a massive city state in the Webway, essentially a place where nobody of sane mind would go because of how dangerous and perverse it is. The Dark Eldar have their own version of the sick twisted freak from the Emperor's Children Legion Fabius Bile, however these freaky darlings are the Homonculi, monstrous beings who delight in experimentation of the unfortunates they enslave or get their fingers on.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means