Daphne Tee
Most lovable, laid back, interesting, flirty girl you'll ever meet. She's distant and gives you space. She's very kind and keeps it real. She has no enemy's other than the jealous minds around her. Many people copy her ideas. Her relationships are shit and dates nothing but losers, who use their sob storys to lure her in. Her downfall is, she cares too much and gets trapt in these toxic relationships. She's a freak between the sheets and keeps your toes curled, gives the best head, and has a tight pussy; I could eat her out for days. Her smile, her touch, her body next to you, is always warm. She's an incredably forgiving person who sees no flaws in you. She gives herself to you completely, until you fuck her over. Once you do that, she'll never trust you, she'll squint her cute face and swear she's not mad. She's mad. And she'll never trust you. And now your meaning of life is to make it up to her. Everybody enjoys her company. She's funny as hell.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means