Daniel Schadt Tee
A rare breed of mountain bear that also exibits a behavior or homosexuality. The homosexual bear is born gay, and just as select few humans are homosexual, the Daniel Schadt is straight in the same way. They also prefer the taste of cream, siphoned out of the center of cream filled doughnuts, and other pastries. They are also overweight, and short for the bear species, fostering great hand-eye coordination, for a bear. They are capable of playing video game systems, such as Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Wii. They always fight for their territory fiercely, but with no skill what-so-ever in combat, they are normally destroyed and humiliated. If camping in the Worth, Illinois area, beware of these foul beasts. They will strike at any moment, letting loose their battle-cry of ''NYUAAAAAAAAA'', while letting forth motions that seem to appear as a seizure. Throwing a few Oreos towards it will set its appetite though, as that is their main food source. A slap to the back will also disable the beast. So remember to watch out, for the Daniel Schadts of the world.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.