Daleys Tee
Pronounced "dailies" but always spelt with the word Dale at the front due to its origin in the town of Rochdale UK. A Daley is a resident of aforementioned town who has risen high enough through the complex and enigmatic social structure of the town to gain admittance to Spotland Stadium. Those who have obtained this privilege account for 0.1% of the towns population and are considered the elite of the town. Daleys contribute to the majority of all social function within the town, they have the power to make or break the towns local council, they can take control of any piece of land at will and have infiltrated all political structures of town, they also do a great service to the township and are the first port of call when difficulties arise. All Daleys carry the secondary title of "The Pie King's" for they have cultivated Britain's greatest pie from within their Spotland fortress, it is exceedingly good. The Daleys have fallen on hard times economically, yet their sporting investments are beginning to flourish much to the envy of their next door rivals, the Buckets of Gigg lane, since their glory days ended some time before the last ice age, the Buckets have held a grudge against the Daleys and their incredible success story for may years now. The King Keith is a notable Daley, his guile and cunning has been the bane of many a Bucket, King Keith has been hailed as the best Daley King for many a decade.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means