Dalé Tee
*Dalé : adverb : pronounced Dah-leh Usually replaces the words "Ok", "later", "good bye", and "alright" most frequently used by Cubans and or Miami residents. -- *Dalé : Noun : pronounced Dah-leh 1) A dalé is a self centered obnoxious girl who is more than likely a little unfortunate looking. Usually hispanic, black, or trailer trash (but there's always exceptions). Mostly found in Miami, LA, NewYork and wherever fine reggeaton music is heard. 2)She has expensive tastes, but can't dress right i.e. wears brazilian jeans/basket ball shorts with a dressy shirt and Pumas. Wears too much make up and can 8 times out of 10 be classified as a Chonga. 3)Dalé's can be found traveling with one or two more dalé's and maybe a chonga, plus that one guy "freind" who isn't gay. 4)Dalé's are into : Myspace, Daddy Yankee, name brand clothes, falling in "love"(usually takes 3 days for a dalé to fall in love), themselves, cute sunglasses, TyPiiNq Lyk3 DiiSz, color coordinating their shoes, pants, shirts, and bags but not their earings or scrunchiis (hair ties). 5) Any Cuban (male or female) can be classified as a Dalé. 6) Catch Phrases : I already drink one.(I already drank one) *GASP* NO! Don' tehll mii tha'! (What?) I love you. (I think you're hot.) Metetelo por el culio. (Stick it up your ass.) Fuhk you. (I know you're right! Shut up!) Oh my gahd! Thas so purty! (I can't speak proper english!) Ay! I like your choose. (You have nice shoes.)
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂