Da-MAN Tee
Damon. (Da-MAN) Noun. Damon is the ultimate cool dude, the superhero of swagger and all things awesome! He's referred to as DaMAN because he's just THAT smooth and confident. He's the dad of super dads, always putting his family first and rocking that cape of love and care. Damon is like a human ice cube, thriving in chilly weather and always down for a snowball fight or a snuggle by the fireplace. His humor is so lit that he could probably roast a marshmallow with his jokes, making everyone feel as cozy as a marshmallow in hot cocoa. As a bud, Damon's loyalty runs deeper than a forever stamp, always having your back no matter what. Need a hand? Damon's got you covered like a blanket in a blizzard. And he's not just a tech nerd, he's like the Einstein of gadgets, always the first to know what's hot in the tech world. But wait, there's more! Damon is a speed demon, a thrill-seeking motorcycle maniac who loves the rush of wind in his face. He's a swiss army knife of awesomeness, juggling being a loyal friend, a loving dad, a tech guru, and a wild child all in one super cool package. Damon - DA-MAN, the myth, the legend!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.