Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus tee
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare. He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair. And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there! He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins? The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins? Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head? Who won the civil war and came back from the dead? He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! In three days time he'll rise again. When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten! Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread! Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head. He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak? Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take? Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead? Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead? Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs? Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs? He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!