Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus Tee
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare. He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair. And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there! He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins? The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins? Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head? Who won the civil war and came back from the dead? He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! In three days time he'll rise again. When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten! Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread! Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head. He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak? Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take? Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead? Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead? Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs? Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs? He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus! Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂