Cute Duckling Scam Tee
Always be prepared. Out there live many treacherous creatures out there that want your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human beings. Observing our kind through controlled experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while distracted with something the humans called "cute" they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop owners with his children and then take whatever he thought was needed. His followers in the Americas were able to work the original purpose of the Cute Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there other many bird relatives, including their rivals the power hungry geese.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.