Cute Duckling Scam Tee
Always be prepared. Out there live many treacherous creatures out there that want your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human beings. Observing our kind through controlled experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while distracted with something the humans called "cute" they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop owners with his children and then take whatever he thought was needed. His followers in the Americas were able to work the original purpose of the Cute Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there other many bird relatives, including their rivals the power hungry geese.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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