Cute Duckling Scam Mug
Always be prepared. Out there live many treacherous creatures out there that want your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human beings. Observing our kind through controlled experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while distracted with something the humans called "cute" they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop owners with his children and then take whatever he thought was needed. His followers in the Americas were able to work the original purpose of the Cute Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there other many bird relatives, including their rivals the power hungry geese.
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Customer Reviews
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll