Curve Tee
To $#%^ on a woman poetically. In a gitchy manner which drives her insane causing her to come back for more each time. This was once called the zinger. You ignore her. Shut her down. Leaving her wanting more. Because she wants. What she can't have. 1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation. You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter. 2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again. 3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be: "Does he like me?" "What's he doing?" Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase. She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡