Cum Tee
Me and my best friends We love jerking off But it's November So we have to stop Me and my good pals Love a good bust But it's November So we cannot nut No masturbatin' No fornicatin', ejaculatin' No prostate playin' No semen sprayin' for thirty days No Nut November Can't bust 'til December Can't spank my turkey Can't do no jerkin' No burstin' or spurtin' Can't use no juries Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin' Can't go returning to November 1st December is lurkin' My hands are tied to the oath I gotta keep puttin' work in My mind is clean like a crystal Yo Freddie bring in the chorus What's up Fuck my dick I'ma chop it off I ain't cummin' no boots Fuck the cops I don't care what they say My cum will always stay In my big fat balls They ain't small I would love to cum on them all But I can't It's a chant To the silly old God Make me cum When he comes When the time is right Won't put up a fight Let my nutsack hang My balls are in pain My girl too hot Wish I could fuck a lot But I can't It's a curse Put my cum in a hearse Wait 'til the fucking first Tsunami from my body Bitch I can't wait 'Til I masturbate It's my only fate Ho I ain't spankin' no monkey Ho I ain't chokin' no chicken Ho I won't tickle the pickle I will not blow no emissions I'm on the holiest mission I'm with my bros all November On God I won't blow another load 'til December Cold all Winter Throw away your lubrication
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.