Crowbar Man Tee
A persona of the awesome person, Dane Enerio, in the game Left 4 Dead 2. He is said to wield a Crowbar sent from the Heavens itself and possesses a wide array of powers like "Crowbar Shock" and the ultimate "Crowbar Apocalypse". Crowbar Man has a fanbase of 3 people around the world, supporting Crowbar Man throughout his progress in Left 4 Dead 2. Rarely he uses a gun, because Crowbar Man only uses a Crowbar, which can be picked up from the first levels of the game until the end. If attacked a tank, Crowbar Man will not hesitate to whack it with his special attack, the Crowbar Holocaust, which would make the Tank fly to outer space. It is said that only once this Crowbar Man lost his crowbar throughout the entire game. It was on the epic battle for the Dark Carnival. Where Crowbar Man was forced to use his most devastating attack, "Crowbar Apocalypse", which was confirmed as the major cause for the Chile earthquake on 2010. Crowbar Man is now resting, until he finds good Left 4 Dead 2 players so play with him just like the good old days.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart