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croc 2 Tee

the sequel to the game 'croc' made by ubisoft. Basically this is the extended journey of croc,EXCEPT WITH A SHITTER VIEW!! please read croc before reading this. In this fabulous installment of croc, croc is forced to do the exact same thing AGAIN, yes i know kids, how EXCITING!!!. this game starts with a half hour long, crappy made animation of croc playing some sort of game with a beachball with his tiny poofy gobbo freinds. During this game, a gobbo tries to headbutt the ball and i think he killed himself, (this is probably the best bit in the whole game). Then for some unexplained reason, croc is launched to an island which is clearly over 100KMs away by way of see-saw. Then on the island, he is confronted with more gobbos who enjoy ginger soda...(it is here you find the magic eye zoomers,how fucking exciting eh..) Then for some reason he starts running around and going in random doors and listening to the 2 hour speeches given by the gobbos which kind of makes you want to not rescue them. It is usually after the first level which is absolutely impossible to pass on your first attempt because you need jelly, that you meet the absolutely fabulous swap meet pete, he is famous for saying walla walla waa and also for selling green jelly, orange jelly and red jelly Although buying these items takes about half an hour because he gives you a full rundown of the items which you have to READ because he only speaks in WALLA WALLA WAAAAAAAA, after this you basically run around and get told to f off by the king because you are scaring the fish.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6
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