Crazy Tee
There once was a saying that drove me insane. It drove me to such a point of insanity, that I found myself repeating those words over and over and over in my mind. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats? Well rats make me feel… a little conflicted. They're rats. I should be disgusted, they should drive me mad. But they don't. Sometimes they even look a little cute. Their tiny little beady eyes that look like miniature tapioca pearls. The way their little nose sniffles in search of food. So why exactly should I be disgusted by these small creatures? Sure they carry diseases, but wouldn't anyone if they lived in the sewers? If human children lived in these same conditions since birth, would they be looked at through the lenses of society in the same manner. Would the human species be regarded as vermin of the underworld in a higher beings point of view? Are rats just another speculation caused by human interference that plagues our so called "perfect world" and are an object of hateful disgust because they are, in fact, disgusting, or is it just because we perceive them as such? I don't know, and maybe I'm just being crazy, after all I am just a member of the speculating, hypocritical, structural society that the modern world has created. Did someone say crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats? Well… rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once……….
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum