Cranking Units Tee
What began as Edmonton-speak for ‘drinking beers’, has evolved into an entire culture. Anything can be a unit, and usually it’s crankable, sometimes the unit even cranks itself and you need to crank it before it cranks you. Sometimes you crank the units and later on the units crank back (ie a hangover). Unit Classification System - Crankology. 101 Type 1 Units - Instant gratification units. Require little effort to crank, with high pleasure payoff. - Ex: cocaine, liquor. Type 2 Units - Units that require some effort to crank, with potentially great rewards. - Ex: mushrooms, ayahuasca, changa. Type 3 Units - Units that crank you, but in the long run allow you to crank even more units. - Ex: psychedelic ego death, vaccines, getting lost in the forest and discovering your spirit animal after days of dehydration and delirium. Type 4 Units - Food units. Calories are eventually required for even the most veteran of greeblers. - Ex: Rave pizza. Type 5 Units - Units that need to leave the body. Bodily function units. - Ex: crank a piss, bro! Type 6 Units - Mystery Units. Units found, effects unknown until cranked. Ex: powdery substance snorted off greebly shag rug. Type 7 Units - Adrenaline units. Units that activate internal adrenaline system for sake of excitement and cheap thrills! Ex: fire spinning, sky diving, BDSM kinks. Type 8 Units Sexual pleasure units. Ex: cranking your nut butter all over your babe (with consent).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.