Craccoon tee
Hello fellow cheese stick. I bet you came here to find out what human being would write about a raccoon on crack or whatever. Well guess what? I'm not a human. I'MMM MOTHER FUKIN DARK KERMIT and I would love to introduce you to my friend Craccoon, but the man's got his tings to do so allow me to describe him for you. 1-close your eyes and image ones that sparkle better than yours even shine 2- look at your hair and imagine having the cute bang all the girls love 3- look at your personality and imagine a movie, series, or book character thats above your level of human dicency 4- think about the way you treat your girlfriend, who is she? nonexsistent? thought so. ( its cuz he stole her) 5- and lastly but never least, imagine a laugh or a smile that can bright up your hole day within seconds if you dare mix that into a mixing pot, add human, and looootttttsssssssssssssssss of coffe you get the one. the only. the great craccoon. will you ever meet one you ask? there's only one and hes my so come again ms. thx
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!